The Members

Keepers of the brine. Two co-owners, one barrel, zero mild cucumbers.

Co-Owners

Co-Owner

Founder of the brine. Keeps the barrel sealed, the crunch ratings honest, and the club's keys (all of them — including the encryption ones).

Co-Owner

Co-owner of the brine. Taste-tests every batch, judges every crunch, and has never once approved a mild cucumber.